Criminally braindead bosses

Some bosses are so braindead that they actually need to be equipped with a sign nailed to their head saying "I'm criminally braindead" so other will be warned. So if the criminally braindead boss comes to give you an order then you see the sign you might sill have the chance to run.

This is because and order has to be reasonable.

So the boss comes and tells you to wash the truck though its raining cats and dogs. Ok boss heres your braindead sign.

Next time the boss comes and tells you: Go and vistit this or that seminar/meeting. Before you enroll you present him the bill and he will say: Well son, we have no money. Ok boss you just earned your brain dead sign.

And after a while he comes and asks you: Why diden't you attend that meeting? Duh. you definitely qualified for the braindead sign again, boss.

You tell your boss he will need a new project manager as the a substitute for the old one who will retire soon, otherwise the project must be cancelled. After two years of consequently neglecting the problem the boss comes to you: " We need a substitute for the old project manager. This is important! Why did't you tell me? If we don't get one within for weeks the project will be discontinued!" -- Duh. Boss, your so criminally braindead you need two signs at once.

Then the boss comes and tells you present his great results and you ask him: Well, your method protocoll can't work due to unspecific interactions. And he tells you nothing more that: Well, that was pretty difficult, but I finally managed to avoid unspecific interactions. Period...

Ok boss you did such a great job on this one you realy deserve you criminally braindead sign know and forever.

Some bosses are so criminally braindead the definitely need to be slapped in the face with a wet noodle the whole day long.